"Maybe between the time I left Camp David and here I'll learn more."Bush, speaking to reporters after returning from Camp David Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Remarks on Returning From CampDavid, Maryland, and an Exchange with Reporters," March 23, 2003
"Half our live is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed though life trying to save." Will Rogers
#167 You have to play ping-pong for 12 hours to lose one pound.
Yo Mama ...
is so cross-eyed, when she went to the movies she thought she was seein' a double feature.
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano? A: An infected pussy on your organ.