"I want to remind you all that in order to fight and win the war, it requires an expenditure of money that is commiserate with keeping a promise to our troops to make sure that they're well-paid, well-trained, well-equipped."
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." Catherine Aird
#44 The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!
Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A: A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".