"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 (Thanks to Rachael Contorer.)
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
#125 Pigeons have been trained by the U.S. Coast Guard to spot people lost at sea.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said,"What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A: A pimp.
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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
Published : 05.12.2008
A Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick ...
Published : 05.18.2008