"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are." Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show
#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
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Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking? A: All those men already have boyfriends.
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