"If you find a neighbor in need, you're responsible for serving that neighbor in need, you're responsible for loving a neighbor just like you'd like to love yourself." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on the Economy," Sept. 16, 2002
"In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every sooften I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a callfrom a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out."" Steven Wright, Comedian
#199 The largest cheesecake ever-made weighed 57,508 lbs.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal.