"Do you have blacks, too?" - To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
"Yes, ma'am? Right here, this lady. No-she! Yes-right-second rown [pointing]. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he-sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go-ah-I-a thousand aplogies-go ahead." President George Bush at a press conference
#67 There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Q. How do you get holy water? A you boil the hell out of it.