"Oftentimes, we live in a processed worldyou know, people focus on the process and not results." Bush, speaking on the Middle East peace process Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time." Steven Wright
#152 In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so hairy she's got Afro's on her nipples!
Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank? A: Shoot the guy pushing it!