"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." -George W. Bush, in a pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report
"The lockout is about survival, about being able to feed our families." NBA center Patick Ewing, who earns $15 million per season
#23 The San Francisco Cable cars are th only mobile national monument.
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... is so fat, When she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said, "Sorry, we don't do curtains!"
Q. What do attorneys use for birth control? A. Their personalities.