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Listen To The 'Whole' Story
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into..
Published : 06.30.1999

Rate: 3.01
Getting Help From A Profressional
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
Published : 06.30.1999

Rate: 2.95
Technically Correct
Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest picking...
Published : 06.29.1999

Rate: 3.01
Blonde Criminals
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together...
Published : 06.29.1999

Rate: 3.25
Military Creativity
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass ...
Published : 06.29.1999

Rate: 3.88
Lawyers On A Deserted Island
Two lawyers are stranded on a deserted island, nothing around them for miles and miles but water.
Published : 06.28.1999

Rate: 3.01
The Top 11 Things Uttered by Yoda While Gettin' It On
11. Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!
Published : 06.26.1999

Rate: 3.02
The Puzzle Dilemna
John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem..."
Published : 06.26.1999

Rate: 3.04
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
Crying can be fun...
Published : 06.25.1999

Rate: 2.98
Jed and Luke Sexcellent Adventure
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong and it breaks down...
Published : 06.25.1999

Rate: 2.96
Everything Is Big In Texas
There once was a blind fellow who decided to visit Texas...
Published : 06.25.1999

Rate: 2.96
Greyhound
One day, a large group of people were waiting for the bus at a local Greyhound station...
Published : 06.24.1999

Rate: 2.95
It All Depends Who You're With
There are beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
Published : 06.24.1999

Rate: 3.17
Hush My Darling
Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, Jake, maintaining a steady vigil by her side...
Published : 06.23.1999

Rate: 2.92
$65,000 question
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor...
Published : 06.23.1999

Rate: 3.12
Jeff and Mike
Jeff and Mike were in an accident and killed instantly...
Published : 06.22.1999

Rate: 2.89
Bar Room Translation
You get this one, next round is on me...
Published : 06.22.1999

Rate: 3.18
Murphy's Law of Computing
When the going gets tough, upgrade...
Published : 06.21.1999

Rate: 3.03
Hitman
There are these three friends who play golf together every Saturday...
Published : 06.21.1999

Rate: 3.17
Grocery Shopping
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed...
Published : 06.21.1999

Rate: 3.06
Doctors Visit
An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling...
Published : 06.20.1999

Rate: 3.26
By The Barrel
Now in the news are all kinds of reports on what oil costs per barrel, how it affects gas prices...
Published : 06.19.1999

Rate: 2.94
Stunted Growth
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks...
Published : 06.19.1999

Rate: 2.82
Actual English Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hong Kong:
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
Published : 06.18.1999

Rate: 3.12
How To Dump A Man
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right...
Published : 06.18.1999

Rate: 3.04
Turn The Page
A married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep...
Published : 06.17.1999

Rate: 2.77
I Know The Whole Truth
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret...
Published : 06.17.1999

Rate: 3.04
Eight Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work
You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar
Published : 06.16.1999

Rate: 2.53
Nice Owls
Sally was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage.
Published : 06.16.1999

Rate: 2.76
Remember When ...
Meg was the name of my girlfriend...
Published : 06.15.1999

Rate: 3.02

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