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Greyhound
One day, a large group of people were waiting for the bus at a local Greyhound station...
Published : 06.24.1999
Rate: 2.95
It All Depends Who You're With
There are beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
Published : 06.24.1999
Rate: 3.17
Grocery Shopping
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed...
Published : 06.21.1999
Rate: 3.06
Turn The Page
A married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep...
Published : 06.17.1999
Rate: 2.77
Vegas Workplace
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed...
Published : 06.11.1999
Rate: 3.04
Bubba's Spelling
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...
Published : 06.08.1999
Rate: 3.02
