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"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country." -George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001
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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
— Lynn Lavner
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Snapple Facts |
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#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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One Liners |
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Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
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34,519
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November 21, 2009
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for 6/1999
sorted by Date
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Listen To The 'Whole' Story
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into..
Published : 06.30.1999
Rate: 3.01
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Getting Help From A Profressional
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
Published : 06.30.1999
Rate: 2.95
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Technically Correct
Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest picking...
Published : 06.29.1999
Rate: 3.01
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Military Creativity
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass ...
Published : 06.29.1999
Rate: 3.88
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Everything Is Big In Texas
There once was a blind fellow who decided to visit Texas...
Published : 06.25.1999
Rate: 2.96
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$65,000 question
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor...
Published : 06.23.1999
Rate: 3.12
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I Know The Whole Truth
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret...
Published : 06.17.1999
Rate: 3.04
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Walk The Dog
A little girl asks, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Published : 06.14.1999
Rate: 2.95
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Flying Lessons
The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire.
Published : 06.09.1999
Rate: 3.04
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Supermodel Mind At Work
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a supermodels conference in Paris...
Published : 06.04.1999
Rate: 3.08
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A Born Salesman
Dan, a college student, is home for summer break...
Published : 06.01.1999
Rate: 3.00
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Casino Joke |
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Goofball Facts |
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
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Features |
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2009 Deadpool
Don't miss out ... If you are a Goofballer, it's free. If you are not ... become a Goofballer!
01.22.2009
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