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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a more literate country and a hopefuller country." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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"I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple."
— Al Gore, when asked about his illegal fundraising activities that took place in a Buddhist temple
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Snapple Facts |
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#29 On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.
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... is so fat, When she comes down the stairs, she measures on the Richter scale!
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Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.
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