"It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge). I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is." -George W. Bush, at a White House Press conference, March 29, 2001
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." — Robin Williams
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#12 Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
One Liners
Q: What can a bird do that a man cannot do? A: Whistle through his pecker!
Austin Powers Lingo
randy -- horny, excited, blood engorged
Published : 06.15.1999
Rate: 2.88
Oreo Psycho-Personality test
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities...
Published : 06.10.1999
Rate: 2.97
Redneck on a Computer
Top 10 ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer...
Published : 06.07.1999
Rate: 2.99
What I Want In A Man
Compromises may get you somewhere...
Published : 06.06.1999
Rate: 2.93
It Happened This Way, Officer...
The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
Published : 06.04.1999
Rate: 3.09
Headline Bloopers
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Published : 06.03.1999
Rate: 3.64
