"The proposal we've proposed will save him nearly $2,400 every year."Bush, in another display of the depth and breadth of his language skills Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President Bush Speaks to the TaxRelief Coalition, U.S. Chamber of Commerce," May 6, 2003
"I must be getting old because nowadays I find I'm more interested in the food I eat than in th girl who serves it." John Steinbeck
#166 Before mercury, brandy was used to fill thermometers.
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glasses are is so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving.
Q: What do you call Raggedy Ann laying in the dirt with a rock in her mouth? A: A dirty cotton rock sucker