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You know you worked during the 90's if ...
Your relatives and family describe your job as 'working with computers'.
Published : 06.30.2000

Rate: 3.49
Jackies Joke of the day for June 30, 2000
Harry walks into work on Monday morning with a huge grin on his face. One of his co-workers says, "Why are you so happy?"
Published : 06.30.2000

Rate: 3.11
The scooter
Three guys die and go to heaven, when they get ...
Published : 06.30.2000

Rate: 3.46
Three Stages of Marital Sex
The three stages of marital sex are as follows ...
Published : 06.29.2000

Rate: 3.30
Bad Times
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day ...
Published : 06.29.2000

Rate: 3.11
Jackies Joke of the day for June 29, 2000
A college professor says to his students, "Logical deduction is the art of making a natural series of assumptions based on one fact in order to prove another fact. I'll illustrate. Mr. Norris, do you have a dog?"
Published : 06.29.2000

Rate: 1.80
Perspective VS Reality
A young boy asks his father what the difference is ...
Published : 06.29.2000

Rate: 3.55
Before and After Marriage
B - You take my breath away... A - I feel like I'm suffocating
Published : 06.28.2000

Rate: 3.19
Jackies Joke of the day for June 28, 2000
Grillo goes into a whorehouse to get a blowjob. After he comes, the whore spits it into a big pickle jar...
Published : 06.28.2000

Rate: 2.02
Fathead
A husband, wife and a son walk into an ice-cream shop. ...
Published : 06.28.2000

Rate: 3.37
Babies
A white baby dies. Where does he go? Heaven Who ...
Published : 06.27.2000

Rate: 1.45
The pretzel hold
Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian ...
Published : 06.27.2000

Rate: 1.83
Escaping with parachute
In a small airplane there were four people: the pilot, the Pope, Bill Gates and a hitchhiker...
Published : 06.27.2000

Rate: 2.40
Jackies Joke of the day for June 27, 2000
Gomer lives on a farm, and he knows nothing about women or sex, so for his 21st birthday, his paw gives him fifty bucks and tells him to go to town and buy himself a hooker...
Published : 06.27.2000

Rate: 2.78
The Chain Saw
This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws...
Published : 06.27.2000

Rate: 2.86
Climbing The Corporate Ladder
The boss called one of his employees into the office...
Published : 06.26.2000

Rate: 3.07
Not ready to retire !!
Did you hear about the flasher considered retirement? ...
Published : 06.26.2000

Rate: 3.00
Jackies Joke of the day for June 26, 2000
A mortician is laying out the body of a man with a huge penis, and he calls in his receptionist to show her...
Published : 06.26.2000

Rate: 2.96
Freudian Slip
One day there was a priest sitting in a pew with a very worried and nervous look, and a another priest ...
Published : 06.25.2000

Rate: 2.85
Jackies Joke of the day for June 25, 2000
A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car...
Published : 06.25.2000

Rate: 1.65
You must be either white trash, a redneck, or a resident of Arkansas, if...
You've got a room temperature IQ...
Published : 06.24.2000

Rate: 3.04
Father and Son
A young boy comes home upset, the father asks him...
Published : 06.24.2000

Rate: 2.69
Jackies Joke of the day for June 24, 2000
Norris goes to see his doctor for an exam. The doctor says, "Pull down your pants, I'm going to check your prostate..."
Published : 06.24.2000

Rate: 1.58
Snow Emergency
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the weather report...
Published : 06.23.2000

Rate: 2.39
Jackies Joke of the day for June 23, 2000
A priest and a rabbi are golfing behind a slow foursome. It's finally so bad that they run up and bitch at them for being slow...
Published : 06.23.2000

Rate: 1.96
Beach
A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going...
Published : 06.23.2000

Rate: 3.20
Difference between a clit and a cell phone.
Q. What's the difference between a clit and a cell ...
Published : 06.23.2000

Rate: 3.25
Scared Passenger
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement ...
Published : 06.22.2000

Rate: 2.95
My cat, Oh No!
While drivng to work in the morning, out of nowhere ...
Published : 06.22.2000

Rate: 2.27
Jackies Joke of the day for June 22, 2000
There's a guy with a Doberman pincher and a guy with a chijuajua. The guy with the Doberman pincher says to the guy with a chijuajua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat..."
Published : 06.22.2000

Rate: 1.86

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