"Do you have blacks, too?" - To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
"Yes, ma'am? Right here, this lady. No-she! Yes-right-second rown [pointing]. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he-sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go-ah-I-a thousand aplogies-go ahead." President George Bush at a press conference
#67 There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Q. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? A. Dam!