"In 2000, alone, obesity costs totaled the country an estimated cost of $117 billion." Bush, promoting his Health and Fitness Initiative Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all thebeaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it...." Steven Wright, Comedian
#211 The average koala sleeps 22 hours each day.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
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Buying A Horse
Guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over...
Published : 06.20.2002