"It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge). I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is." -George W. Bush, at a White House Press conference, March 29, 2001
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
#12 Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward.
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... is so fat, When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Q: What can a bird do that a man cannot do? A: Whistle through his pecker!
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