"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective." -George W. Bush, during a White House press conference, Feb. 22, 2001
"A lot of people think it's going to take the mustard off the World Series. Well, the World Series will always have mustard on it. Anytime you're playing for that ring, there's going to be mustard involved." Releiver Lee Smith, when asked if interleague play had taken the "luster" off the World Series
#18 A jellyfish is 95% water.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When yo' daddy makes love to her, he never makes love to the same fold twice!
Q. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? A. It isn't hard.
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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem ...
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