"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
"Public speaking is the best thing I hate." Yogi Berra
#64 Strawberries contain more Vitamin C then oranges.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique up on it.