"I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001
"The last thing you want is for someone to commit suicide before executing them." Gary Deland, former Utah director for corrections
#72 The average person uses 150 gallons of water per day for personal use.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled milk.