"Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads."-Fund-raising letter from George W. Bush, quoted in the Washington Post, March 24, 2000 (a LETTER!)
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Snapple Facts
#95 Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
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Nice Try...
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes...
Published : 07.14.1999
Rate: 3.18
Your Mom's The Best Lay
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them...
Published : 07.02.1999
Rate: 3.09
