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Heaven System
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses,...
Published : 07.31.1999

Rate: 3.04
Do you know how to have sex?
A man walks up to a farmer's house and knocks on the door...
Published : 07.24.1999

Rate: 2.95
Pearly Gates
Three young women die and are brought to the gates of heaven.
Published : 07.23.1999

Rate: 2.97
Lost in the Supermarket
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked ...
Published : 07.21.1999

Rate: 3.10
My first witness
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial ...
Published : 07.20.1999

Rate: 3.11
Blonde at it again
A blonde went to her mail box several times before...
Published : 07.20.1999

Rate: 3.12
BJ Ettiquette
5. My ears are NOT handles...
Published : 07.19.1999

Rate: 3.12
Top Ten things only women understand
10. Cats' facial expressions
Published : 07.19.1999

Rate: 2.85
10 ways to know if you have PMS
Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
Published : 07.18.1999

Rate: 2.98
Cheating Lawyers
Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf.
Published : 07.16.1999

Rate: 2.83
Working Stiff
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding...
Published : 07.15.1999

Rate: 2.94
Nice Try...
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes...
Published : 07.14.1999

Rate: 3.18
Get in line
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when...
Published : 07.13.1999

Rate: 3.02
Love, Lust, and Marriage
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
Published : 07.11.1999

Rate: 3.00
How To Stop A Burglar
A woman went into her kitchen to find a burglar loaded down with a bunch of stuff he was stealing from her kitchen...
Published : 07.10.1999

Rate: 2.73
Ice fishing
There were two old boys from Florida who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing...
Published : 07.09.1999

Rate: 3.10
Using The Car
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister...
Published : 07.08.1999

Rate: 3.06
Rare Diseases
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.
Published : 07.07.1999

Rate: 3.10
Magic Sex Shoes
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking..
Published : 07.06.1999

Rate: 3.21
My Dog Rules
Five men were bragging about how smart their dogs were...
Published : 07.05.1999

Rate: 2.94
Top 10 Signs of Job Burn Out
6. You consider a 40 hour week a vacation.
Published : 07.05.1999

Rate: 3.03
Operator28
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off. He hollers...
Published : 07.04.1999

Rate: 3.05
80% In Agreement
During his visit to the United States the Pope met with President Clinton...
Published : 07.03.1999

Rate: 2.63
Parking Lot Dilema
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger, but they couldn't.
Published : 07.03.1999

Rate: 3.09
What If Dear Abby Was A Man
My husband has too many nights out with the boys...
Published : 07.02.1999

Rate: 3.00
Your Mom's The Best Lay
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them...
Published : 07.02.1999

Rate: 3.09
Animal Trainer
Last time the circus came to town, an ad for an animal trainer was placed in the local paper...
Published : 07.01.1999

Rate: 3.06
Ripley's Believe It Or Not
In life, we all have our goals. These people just raised the bar!
Published : 07.01.1999

Rate: 3.20

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