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Lost in the Supermarket
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked ...
Published : 07.21.1999
Rate: 3.10
Get in line
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when...
Published : 07.13.1999
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What If Dear Abby Was A Man
My husband has too many nights out with the boys...
Published : 07.02.1999
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Animal Trainer
Last time the circus came to town, an ad for an animal trainer was placed in the local paper...
Published : 07.01.1999
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