"But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe." -George W. Bush, May 1, 2001
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen
#5 Camels have 3 eyelids.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.