"We had a good Cabinet meeting, talked about a lot of issues. Secretary of State and Defense brought us up to date about our desires to spread freedom and peace around the world." - Washington, D.C., Aug. 1, 2003
"They were singing without accompaniment. You know -- acapulco." Director Gregory Ratoff, telling of hearing a singing group
#55 A human brain weighs about 3lbs.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Q. What do you call Tuesday's at a Texas prison? A. Fryday.