"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."-Speaking during "PERSEVERENCE Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemingway
#106 You way less at the top of a mountain then sea level.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A. It's called, Sosumi.