"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been - some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started - but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy." - Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Woody Allen
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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She rolled over four quarters and it made a dollar!
Q. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A. One US leader.