"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons." - To Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004
"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." Sam Austin
#38 Fish cough.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops!
Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A. Doughnuts.