"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' -George W. Bush, Feb. 21, 2001
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"After a day like this, I've got the three C's: I'm comfortable, I'm confident, and I'm seeing the ball well." — Seattle Mariners outfielder Jay Buhner after going 5-5
Snapple Facts
#18 A jellyfish is 95% water.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator!
One Liners
Q. How can you piss off your wife while making love? A. Call her from your cell phone.
