"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
"You guys line up alphabetically by height. You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
#124 Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milk shake on layaway.
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.