"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." - Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003
"Last night I neglected to mention something that bears repeating." Ron Fairly, San Francisco Giants broadcaster, during on-air game coverage
#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
Q. What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? A. Conductor.