"The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president. Because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice, oftentimes, of someone whose life has been turned upside down hears from."Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001
"I deny all the allegations and I defy the alligators!" indicted Chicago alderman
#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef.