"Tommy is a good listener, and he's a pretty good actor, too. He can get things done. Action man, we call him." Bush, referring to Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy ThompsonSource: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere nearthe place." Steven Wright, Comedian
#202 The mouth of the Statue of Liberty is three feet wide.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.
Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.