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Useless penis skin
What do you call the useless skin on the end...
Published : 08.31.1999

Rate: 3.01
Woman with two black eyes
Q: what do you say to a woman with two...
Published : 08.30.1999

Rate: 3.08
Lucky Seat
A guy gets on a plane and reaches his seat...
Published : 08.29.1999

Rate: 3.05
Men's Room Etiquette
The Official Men's Room Etiquette Aptitude Exam...
Published : 08.29.1999

Rate: 2.94
The visit to the Gynecologist
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The...
Published : 08.27.1999

Rate: 3.27
Two guys and a girl
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar...
Published : 08.26.1999

Rate: 3.03
The Old Man's Penis
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing...
Published : 08.25.1999

Rate: 3.22
The 3 Wishes
Three women were out golfing one day and one of...
Published : 08.24.1999

Rate: 3.12
Loading up the weapon
To prepare for his big date with a blonde hottie,...
Published : 08.23.1999

Rate: 3.15
How to dump a girlfriend
Dear ______, I regret to inform you that you have...
Published : 08.22.1999

Rate: 2.94
New two-year degree for men
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University...
Published : 08.21.1999

Rate: 2.90
Deformity
Mark decided to propose to Juanita, but...
Published : 08.20.1999

Rate: 2.94
Ya, Right!!
One day, God was in heaven walking the line between...
Published : 08.19.1999

Rate: 3.01
Seducing Santa
Santa jumps down the chimmney of this house and begins...
Published : 08.19.1999

Rate: 3.11
The Polish Convoy
What is two miles long and goes only four miles...
Published : 08.18.1999

Rate: 2.75
More Stupid State and City Laws
More Stupid Laws...
Published : 08.17.1999

Rate: 2.97
Jocks vs. Nerds
When Michael Jordan played, he made over $300,000 a game. That equals...
Published : 08.16.1999

Rate: 3.15
Prenuptual Advice from Kids
Here's what some kids think about marriage, kissing, etc. ...
Published : 08.15.1999

Rate: 3.20
You know you need a new lawyer when...
1.) During your initial consultation he tries to sell you...
Published : 08.14.1999

Rate: 3.09
Embarrassing Moments: 'New Woman' Magazine
PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE...
Published : 08.13.1999

Rate: 3.21
Chinese Torture
A young man is wandering, lost, in...
Published : 08.13.1999

Rate: 3.34
Step right up, try your luck
A guy met a girl at a nightclub, and she...
Published : 08.12.1999

Rate: 3.04
Drinking Guide
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
Published : 08.07.1999

Rate: 3.22
Peace Corps Bride
A daughter comes home from the peace corps in Uganda and surprises her mother who is in the process of lighting the Friday night candles and serving the matzoh ball soup.
Published : 08.06.1999

Rate: 2.82
Cookies
A man and his grandson are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some weeping willow trees. The man takes out a cigarette and lights it.
Published : 08.05.1999

Rate: 2.88
The Jewish rules
A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session.
Published : 08.04.1999

Rate: 2.96
You know you're in Texas when ...
you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
Published : 08.03.1999

Rate: 3.02
Golfers in love
A man and a woman meet on vacation and quickly fall in love.
Published : 08.01.1999

Rate: 3.02

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