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Useless penis skin
What do you call the useless skin on the end...
Published : 08.31.1999
Rate: 3.01
Woman with two black eyes
Q: what do you say to a woman with two...
Published : 08.30.1999
Rate: 3.08
Lucky Seat
A guy gets on a plane and reaches his seat...
Published : 08.29.1999
Rate: 3.05
Men's Room Etiquette
The Official Men's Room Etiquette Aptitude Exam...
Published : 08.29.1999
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The visit to the Gynecologist
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The...
Published : 08.27.1999
Rate: 3.27
Two guys and a girl
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar...
Published : 08.26.1999
Rate: 3.03
The Old Man's Penis
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing...
Published : 08.25.1999
Rate: 3.22
The 3 Wishes
Three women were out golfing one day and one of...
Published : 08.24.1999
Rate: 3.12
How to dump a girlfriend
Dear ______, I regret to inform you that you have...
Published : 08.22.1999
Rate: 2.94
New two-year degree for men
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University...
Published : 08.21.1999
Rate: 2.90
Deformity
Mark decided to propose to Juanita, but...
Published : 08.20.1999
Rate: 2.94