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Peace Corps Bride
A daughter comes home from the peace corps in Uganda and surprises her mother who is in the process of lighting the Friday night candles and serving the matzoh ball soup.
Published : 08.06.1999
Rate: 2.82
Cookies
A man and his grandson are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some weeping willow trees. The man takes out a cigarette and lights it.
Published : 08.05.1999
Rate: 2.88
