"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things.. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."-campaigning in Cleveland, July 1, 2000
"Because she is too d@#* ugly to kiss goodbye." Bum Phillips, when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips.
#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.