"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car." Carrie Snow
#41 Shrimp can only swim backward.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She sets off car alarms when she runs!
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.