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Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit...
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The Five Floor Hotel
A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see...
Published : 08.14.2000
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The Memory Clinic
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other...
Published : 08.11.2000
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Mmmmm, You Smell Good
A guy walks up to a girl and says, "Damn baby..."
Published : 08.04.2000
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