Goofball Login
Username: Password: Remember Me? » Preview » Why Register? » Register Now! » Renew Now! » Who's Online Now » Log In Trouble?

› Home
› Contribute
› Goofball Map
› Jokes
› Photos
› Cartoons
› Media
› News
› Celeb Mugshots
› Name Changes
› Games
› Cool Sites
› Phone Fun
› Rants
› Uncensored
	» Photos
	» Cartoons
	» Media
	» Celebrities
	» Glossary
› Fans Section
› Goofball Women
› Message Boards
› Chat Room
› Deadpool
› Store
› About Us
› Link To Us
› Site Map
› Advertising Info
› RSS Feeds

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

	George W. Bush
	"Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open." -George W. Bush, at the swearing-in ceremony for Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman, March 2, 2001

	Random Quote
	"The only time I want to talk to a woman when I'm naked is if I'm on top of her or she's on top of me." — Former Tigers pitcher Jack Morris on female sportswriters

	Snapple Facts
	#16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.

	Yo Mama ...
	... is so fat, She uses the swimming pool as a toilet!

	One Liners
	Q. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? A. Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.

	Top Goofs
	1 Huge Ship Entering The Harbour 4.52 2 Pooty Paws 4.44 3 Mad Wife 4.41 4 Okla Homa 4.41 5 The Free Hugs Campaign Has Improved 4.40 6 My New Maid 4.39 7 Do You Have A Good Plan For Tonight? 4.35 8 Bareback Thong 4.29 9 From One Good Drunk To Another 4.29 10 Hall Of Fame: Best Husbands 4.23

	Casino Joke
	I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!

	Classic Goofs
	1 Tits T-Shirt 4.92 2 A Kodak Moment 4.85 3 Staring At The Ceiling 4.83 4 Poolside Beauty 4.82 5 Body Paint Lingerie 4.76 6 Depth Perseption Test 4.75 7 South Beach 4.70 8 Me and My Sitter 4.68 9 Inspirational 4.63 10 We All Need A Good Cause To Support 4.62

Poll Results   President Obama? Very excited, still dancing in the streets Best of two choices He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said He's a crook and a liar, like the rest McCain should have won I'm voting for Palin in 2012 1,393 Responses   Submit A Question

	Goofball Facts
	The earth's crust is 47% oxygen, while the air we breathe is only 28% oxygen!

	Features
	2009 Deadpool Don't miss out ... If you are a Goofballer, it's free. If you are not ... become a Goofballer! 01.22.2009