"The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Signs 911 Commission Bill," Nov. 27, 2002
"But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet." Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books. (1991)
#155 In 1926, the first outdoor mini-golf courses were built on rooftops in NYC.
Yo Mama ...
is so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive
Q: Did you hear Bill Clinton got a new job in Washington, DC? A: Hillary hired him to open her mail!