"I want to remind you all that in order to fight and win the war, it requires an expenditure of money that is commiserate with keeping a promise to our troops to make sure that they're well-paid, well-trained, well-equipped."
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I'm also not blonde." Dolly Parton
#44 The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A: A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".