"The best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data."
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." Roseanne Barr
#46 Elephants are the only mammal that cannot jump.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat!
Q: What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A: A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."