"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." - Remarks to the Hispanic Scholarship Fund Institute, Washington, D.C., May 22, 2001
"When I give the order abandon ship, it doesn't matter what time I leave. If some people want to stay, they can stay." Captain Yiannis of the cruise liner 'Oceanos', which sank off the cost of Africa (Avranas was one of the first to get off the ship.)
#71 There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Q. What do you call santa's helpers? A. Subordinate clauses.