"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I--it's--I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."--Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001
"Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine." David Moulton
#120 The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.
Yo Mama ...
is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: Are you sure it's mine?