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34,526 articles November 23, 2009 558,335 postings




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Never enough rope
A young couple decided to get married. After the wedding...
Published : 09.30.1999

Rate: 2.66
Crazy Costumes
A couple was going to a costume party. The husband...
Published : 09.29.1999

Rate: 3.09
Shake It
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town...
Published : 09.28.1999

Rate: 3.26
Hunting Season
There was this newly married...
Published : 09.27.1999

Rate: 3.07
The Statue
One evening, while her husband is away on a business...
Published : 09.26.1999

Rate: 3.16
Rolling the Dice
It's 8:00 AM at a gambling casino. Two bored dealers...
Published : 09.24.1999

Rate: 3.09
Father John's Bath
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and...
Published : 09.23.1999

Rate: 3.17
Why Men Stand and Pee
God was just about done creating the universe, but...
Published : 09.22.1999

Rate: 2.97
The New Bride
A very devout Catholic man named Marty married an agnostic...
Published : 09.21.1999

Rate: 2.79
A Little Lumber
Miko Kelly decided it was high time he went to...
Published : 09.20.1999

Rate: 2.58
There Has to be a Catch
Mabel walks into a drug store to buy tampons...
Published : 09.18.1999

Rate: 2.92
Deep Thoughts for Shallow People...
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they...
Published : 09.17.1999

Rate: 3.35
Performance Appraisal Terms
Here are some comments off my latest yearly appraisal at...
Published : 09.15.1999

Rate: 3.05
Flower Vase
A blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street...
Published : 09.15.1999

Rate: 3.22
The Mechanic
How can you tell when a mechanic's had sex?
Published : 09.14.1999

Rate: 3.02
The first part of you to go to Heaven
A young woman was teaching Sunday school to a group...
Published : 09.14.1999

Rate: 3.23
The Right tool for the job
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking,...
Published : 09.14.1999

Rate: 3.05
The Big hole
A very meek and mild older lady went to a...
Published : 09.13.1999

Rate: 3.05
Women Say Men are like...

Men are like ... Coffee The best ones are rich, warm,...
Published : 09.12.1999

Rate: 3.12

Fix It
A husband is at home watching a football game when...
Published : 09.11.1999

Rate: 3.09
The Ice Cream Shoppe
A husband, wife and a son walk into an ice...
Published : 09.11.1999

Rate: 3.08
Letter's of Reccommendation

If you ever have to write a letter...
Published : 09.11.1999

Rate: 2.96

Expressions for high stress days
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup...
Published : 09.10.1999

Rate: 3.29
Can you help?
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door...
Published : 09.10.1999

Rate: 3.09
17 Children
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has...
Published : 09.08.1999

Rate: 3.03
She'll be Missed
Twin brothers were named Jeff and John...
Published : 09.07.1999

Rate: 3.46
An accident waiting to happen
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.
Published : 09.07.1999

Rate: 3.13
You know you're at a Redneck Church if...
There is a special fund-raiser for a new septic tank.
Published : 09.06.1999

Rate: 3.33
Ahhh Yard Work
There's this couple doing yard work and the wife stops...
Published : 09.06.1999

Rate: 3.06
Mistaken penguin
a penguin was driving down the road when an awful...
Published : 09.05.1999

Rate: 3.00

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