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The Big hole
A very meek and mild older lady went to a...
Published : 09.13.1999
Rate: 3.05
17 Children
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has...
Published : 09.08.1999
Rate: 3.03
She'll be Missed
Twin brothers were named Jeff and John...
Published : 09.07.1999
Rate: 3.46
Ahhh Yard Work
There's this couple doing yard work and the wife stops...
Published : 09.06.1999
Rate: 3.06
Mistaken penguin
a penguin was driving down the road when an awful...
Published : 09.05.1999
Rate: 3.00
Nudist Camp
A family of three, mom...dad...and a 10 year old girl,...
Published : 09.04.1999
Rate: 3.08
Suppertime Gas
A young man was dating a lovely girl for some...
Published : 09.03.1999
Rate: 3.08
How many animals...
Q: How many animals can you fit into a...
Published : 09.02.1999
Rate: 2.96
