"The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president. Because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice, oftentimes, of someone whose life has been turned upside down hears from."Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001
"I deny all the allegations and I defy the alligators!" indicted Chicago alderman
#75 The average person makes 1,140 phone calls per year.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef.