"I think we're making progress. We understand where the power of this country lay. It lays in the hearts and souls of Americans. It must lay in our pocketbooks. It lays in the willingness for people to work hard. But as importantly, it lays in the fact that we've got citizens from all walks of life, all political parties, that are willing to say, I want to love my neighbor. I want to make somebody's life just a little bit better." -George W. Bush, April 11, 2001
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." Roseanne
#10 Mosquitos are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
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... is so fat, People jog around her for exercise.
Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.