"There is no such thing necessarily in a dictatorial regime of iron-clad absolutely solid evidence. The evidence I had was the best possible evidence that he had a weapon."
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"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." — Bill Kelly
Snapple Facts
#36 A duck's quack doesn't echo.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
One Liners
Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it.
