"But here in Texas we took [trial lawyers] on and got some good medicalmedical malpractice, which evidently had a few loopholes in it." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it'sgoing to be up all night." Steven Wright, Comedian
#202 The mouth of the Statue of Liberty is three feet wide.
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so ugly she could scare a dog off a meat truck.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Ivory bar soap floating was a mistake. They had been over mixing the soap formula causing excess air bubbles that made it float. Customers wrote and told how much they loved that it floated, and it has floated ever since.