"I really appreciate the hardworking staffthe docs, the nurses, the people who make this fantastic facility operate in a way that makes me pride, and in a way that will make every American proud when they learn your story. "Bush, speaking in Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2003
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours you think it's only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute you think it's two hours. That's relativity." Albert Einstein
#163 The first penny had the motto "Mind your own business".
Yo Mama ...
is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung? A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
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Martha's Prison Time
Here are the top ten ways that Martha can spend her time in the slammer...
Published : 09.09.2002