"It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children." -George W. Bush, on "parental empowerment in education," April 12, 2001
"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She could sell shade.
Q: What is the difference between men and women? A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.